I AM COMPLETELY NORMAL I AM NOT INSANE I HAVE NO DESIRE TO HARM ANYONE I AM NOT CARRYING A WEAPON
Signature Statement Tee — “I Am Completely Normal” Edition
Bold. Minimalist. Unapologetically ironic.
This Statement Tee merges clean streetwear aesthetics with absurdist humor — designed for those who enjoy fashion that’s sharp, witty, and impossible to ignore.
Product Description
Crafted from premium soft-touch cotton, this crisp white tee features striking black typography across the front:
“I AM COMPLETELY NORMAL
I AM NOT INSANE
I HAVE NO DESIRE TO HARM ANYONE
I AM NOT CARRYING A WEAPON”
Printed in bold editorial-style formatting, the message delivers perfect deadpan humor with a minimalist streetwear edge. The relaxed unisex silhouette maintains a clean, structured look while staying soft, breathable, and easy to style.
Ideal for everyday wear, casual street outfits, or anyone who appreciates clothing that makes people stop and read.
✨ Sizing Guide
Relaxed unisex fit — true to size.
| Size | Length (cm) | Length (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 44 cm | 17.32 in |
| M | 46 cm | 18.11 in |
| L | 48 cm | 18.90 in |
| XL | 50 cm | 19.69 in |
| XXL | 52 cm | 20.47 in |
| XXXL | 54 cm | 21.26 in |
| 4XL | 56 cm | 22.05 in |
Fit Notes
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True-to-size for a clean, modern profile
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Size up for an oversized streetwear look
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Lightweight and breathable for all-day comfort
Key Features
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Premium 100% cotton with a soft luxury feel
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High-contrast black text for strong visual impact
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Statement front design with bold comedic messaging
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Reinforced stitching for durability
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All-season breathable knit fabric
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Versatile styling — casual, streetwear, or layered looks
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